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Man Dressed ‘Like Rambo’ Shoots Up Florida Bar With ‘Uzi-Style Assault Weapon’

A man described as being dressed like “Rambo” is behind bars after attacking patrons in a Florida bar late Saturday night.

Daniel Allen Noble is said to have been having a good time drinking at the Europa Lounge, the bar of a Palm Coast resort on Saturday evening, but the 37 year old left at one point in the night. Noble returned armed with what the Sheriff’s office described as an “uzi-style assault rifle,” a pair of hunting knives, and attire that caused those who witnessed his attack to remark that he was “dressed like Rambo.”


After ‘Rambo’ returned to the bar he began to “challenge” a number of bar patrons. Two customers stopped Noble. One of those who intervened pushed the barrel of the rifle toward the ground, and two shots were fired into the floor.

Vassili Mironov and  Roman Dubinsechi were able to relieve the Sylvester Stallone wannabe of his weapon and knock him unconscious, but not before he was able to use one of his knives to slice the heroic bar patrons.

Miranov was stabbed near the eye and cut on both hands. Dubinsechi was cut on one arm.

Deputies do not know what motivated ‘Rambo’s’ attack.

Noble was treated at a local hospital and booked into the Flagler County Detention Facility.  He faces a charge of attempted murder, two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and two counts of battery with a deadly weapon, according to the Sheriff’s Office. He is being held without bail.

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    Now you’ve done it. NOW YOU’VE DONE IT.
    Now this page will be jumped (mounted?) by hordes of hoplosexuals arguing whether normal people have the ‘unalienabubbabull’ right to compare the sound of a 9mm fired from ‘uzi-style’ to the sound of a 9mm fired from Sig Sauer (unknown model).

    Seriously, have any of those FRC loons (publicly) revised their philosophy about enforcing 2A’s Well-regulated militia?

  • 1

    Marissa Alexander
    KKK Stand Your Ground.
    * Kill a black teen? Get off and gain a fan club.
    * Shoot warning shot? Subject to 60 year sentence.
    It’s the new South, same as the old South.

    But it’s hard to explain Michael Dunn trial outcome. Maybe only that Dunn’s trial’s judge refused to rig the verdict as in Zimmerman ‘trial’?

  • https://www.facebook.com/david.forbes.568 David Forbes

    This sort of thing will continue until one of these wingbats starts shooting up locations where politicians and their families like to hang out. Then, and only then, will the laws be changed.

  • R

    Fail. Uzi is a pistol. Not an assault weapon.

    • Steven Burkhardt

      Depends upon the model. But for the most part Uzis are considered a sub-machine gun. http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/small_arms/uzi/Uzi.html

    • Perry

      Trying to argue semantics about whether it is a gun or an assault weapon is stupid. IT IS DESIGNED TO KILL PEOPLE. Don’t try to say it is for hunting because then you have to explain what he was hunting in the bar.

  • http://twitter.com/MRAS77 Deltapa (@MRAS77)

    Red-neck inbreds and guns don’t mix.

  • https://www.facebook.com/candace.marley68 Candace Marley

    That was meant for Perry. I don’t know why my replies end up at the fricking top even when I clicked on “reply”.

    • Perry

      Yes, their listing of comments has confused me many times also.

  • https://www.facebook.com/candace.marley68 Candace Marley

    Shhhh…Hooper will think you’re racist because you mentioned she’s black.

    • Perry

      I know what you mean. He comes off as conservative but has made liberal-leaning comments, I think just to stir things up.

  • https://www.facebook.com/brown.eminence Brown Eminence

    This guy ain’t Rambo…Rambo beat the Russians..

  • joebbz2

    that’s Floridian small talk, the guy was trying to get laid, girls love that stuff, right ladies?

  • https://www.facebook.com/candace.marley68 Candace Marley

    Oh look…a bad guy with a gun getting taken down by a good guy WITHOUT a gun.

    • Ceri Cat

      Brave men, facing down someone with knives alone is a scary enough proposition. That they succeeded without anyone dying or being crippled is a joyous occasion.

  • Eleanor Earley

    Must be related to Zimmerman. Don’t like your surroundings then stand you ground and the hell with anyone who gets in your way. Guess this dude will get a slap on the wrist like Zimmerman did while that woman who stood her ground standing up to an abusive man who abused her for years will be 60 years for standing her ground. And racism is alive in Florida.

    • Perry

      Don’t forget she fired a warning shot. If she shot and killed the man she would be out of jail. Oh wait. She’s Black so never mind. 60 years. We’re talking about Florida.

  • http://www.facebook.com/majors.bruce?ref=profile BruceMajors

    Sounds like the activist who shot up the Family Research Council last year.

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