Iowa Senator-Elect Joni Ernst, a woman who views her experience castrating pigs to be a qualification for a U.S. Senator, was unfortunately chosen by citizens of her state to be involved in our nation’s decision making process.
Ernst was so excited about her win that she borrowed a line from a rape scene in Deliverance to express her joy.
“We didn’t agree on much but I admire anyone who is willing to stand up and fight for what they believe in. Well, Iowa. Well, Iowa, we did it! We did it!… It’s a long way from Red Oak to Washington, from the biscuit line at Hardees to the United States Senate. But, thanks to all of you, we are heading to Washington… And, we are going to make ‘em squeal! “
Ernst will surely be Ted Cruz’s right-hand-woman in the fight to impeach Obama, once again place health care out of reach for those dirty poor people, expand gun rights so far that human rights take a backseat, and transform America into a parodical version of itself. God help us all.
Watch Ernst get backwoods rapey (again), below: