Does the ruiling in the Hobby Lobby case have you worried that soon you won’t be able to afford decent reproductive care? Never fear; “Miss Sandy from Hobby Lobby” is here to offer assistance, and on a shoe-string budget, no less.
Did you know that it was possible to create your very own IUD from the materials that you can purchase at Hobby Lobby (thereby confirming that the safety standards of their Chinese plants are well below average)? Miss Sandy knows how, and she’s willing to show you exactly how it’s done. Starting with pipe cleaner, hot glue, and finishing with glitter, you can have an absolutely fabulous IUD.
Now, I know what you’re thinking — will it work?
I speak from a position of certainty when I say that this device right here, made with pipe cleaner and hot glue googly eyes, meets a bar of efficiency and trustworthiness for women that the Supreme Court can’t.
You can watch the instructions below:
General Disclaimer: The video’s satire. Don’t try this at home. Miss Sandy isn’t associated with Hobby Lobby, because she cares too much about women’s health and has more knowledge about the human reproductive system.
Although, perhaps making a bunch of these glittery “IUDs” and mailing them to the Supreme Court Justices wouldn’t be a bad idea.
More about Hobby Lobby from AATTP
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- Twitter Users Wage Hilarious War on Holier-Than-Thou Hobby Lobby Bigots!
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- Maddow: Christian Segregationists Would be ‘Stunned’ and ‘Possibly Pleased’ By Hobby Lobby Ruling