On Tuesday’s “Colbert Report,” Stephen Colbert kindly displayed the new illustrious Ted Cruz coloring book, “Ted Cruz to the Future.” (Oh boy)
According to the coloring book’s publisher, the book is a “non-partisan, fact-driven view of how Cruz became a U.S. Senator.” The book is currently ranked atop Amazon’s best-selling children’s coloring books. In typical Colbert fashion, he joked, “People who bought the Ted Cruz coloring book also bought a Crayola 64-pack of white crayons.”
If it weren’t for books like this, then the whole world would suffer the perils of a new generation of open-minded and tolerant adults…what in heavens would we do when that happens?! On the other hand, the book remains as the quintessential gift for any child that is sophisticated enough to watch Fox News, and still believe in a white Santa Claus Jesus.
Watch Colbert in the video below: