It happened. In the early afternoon hours of August 1, 2014, a great blow was struck to America. Never will we forget the despair caused by the Great Facebook Outage of 2014. Despite what the lamestream media may tell you, the outage was caused by an attempt to spark a wildfire on Planet X using HAARP’s newly upgraded weather control device in order to coerce the alien inhabitants to come to ‘Murika and help cement his plot to fully establish the New World Order.
Fortunately, Twitter has foiled President Soetoro’s evil scheme by giving Americans a way to talk about it–and it got pretty hilarious during the roughly-30 minute downtime. For thirty minutes Facebook users took to Twitter to chat about #FacebookDown.
Here are some of our favorites:
Let us mourn for the good men and women lost during this tragedy. We must never forget what was done to us, and never allow this sort of atrocity to occur on American soil. We demand that Congress drop everything to focus on what we can do to ensure that this never, ever, ever, ever happens again.