The Mormon Church has put a huge target on their backs by penalizing children of gays.
While other churches are embracing alternative lifestyles due to people running away from religion at record rates, one of the dumbest religions is taking a stand.
The Church of Moron is now stating that any child belonging to a homosexual will not be baptized until age 18.
Children are usually baptized around age 8 in the Mormon religion.
Not that anyone wanted to be a Mormon before, but now, Mormon leaders will likely find it harder to keep their massive cult thriving.
The Mormon Church easily has the slowest members of any organized religion.
While their beliefs closely correlate to that of Christians, the founder of the Church of Mormon was a phony and a pervert.
Joseph Smith created the church after praying to God about what religion he should join.
Smith said that around the year 1820, God and Jesus appeared to him and told him to restore the church created by God, a church that was no longer on Earth.
Smith somehow convinced people that heavenly visitors told him what to write in The Book of Mormon, a book that up to 14 million weirdos live by today.
Not only does Smith’s history include bullshit like magic, treasure hunting, magic knives, peep stones, but he himself gave differing stories of his first physical contact with god.
Smith’s “first vision” story changed many times over the years, until the story’s final draft was written in 1830.
Mormons choose to believe that the BoM was translated by Joseph Smith from golden plates buried by holy messengers under a tree.
Supposed witnesses to these holy plates later claimed they had never, in fact, seen them.
Regardless of teachings, “no archaeological, linguistic, anthropological, or DNA evidence supports the BoM story.”
According to Top Tens:
“Accounts of early Church leaders stealing already married women to become an additional wife, threats, coercion, bribery, and manipulation were all practiced to assure early leaders had their pick of the female population.”
Joseph Smith was a man who collected women like some men collect trophies. He collected an impressive 40 wives.
From 1830 to 1978, Black people could join the church, but would not receive the same high blessings that Whites got.
The church taught its sheep, including very confused Black people, that black skin was a mark from god on the descendants of Cain, the Bible’s shittiest character, next to God himself.
The church now downplays the disgusting racial discrimination that they held sacred just 40 years ago.
Still don’t think it’s bullshit? Check out this verse from the Book of Mormon:
“True believers (Mormons) can move mountains, cause earthquakes, destroy prisons, be unharmed by fires, wild beasts, or poisonous snakes.”
If you still have any doubt that, along with Scientology, Mormonism is the most far-fetched religion you’ve ever heard of, watch the hilarious video below.
Video courtesy of Bonnie Rose via YouTube:
Source: New Now Next