Wilkesboro Police in North Carolina are on the hunt today for a freedom loving, gun-toting, 2nd Amendment spewing…printer killer?
According to the authorities, two men were having a discussion in a local GNC store regarding their guns and the 2nd amendment when one of the men pulled out his heater “accidentally shot the printer” and then fled the scene.
Oh, this reminds me of that ancient saying “Guns don’t kill printers…stupid people with guns kill…printers” — or something like that.
Listen, I don’t want to seem like I’m completely against owning a gun, because I certainly am not that person. But, for the love of whatever un-named deity you worship, please keep your loaded gun holstered. It’s not for taking out showing off, it’s for self-defense (or at least that’s what they tell me). Also, take a class and learn some trigger finger discipline while you’re at it and stop trying to be such a cowboy. We don’t need any more unnecessary war on technology. RIP printer.
h/t: Freak Out Nation
Special thanks to Lady Liberals for the image.