Arizona GOP congressional candidate Gary Kiehne isn’t dicking around in his 2014 erection campaign–but he made a real boner with his new campaign flyer.
His new ad, recently posted online, reads “I’m running for Congress because Washington is broken, and the last thing we need to do is send another career politician to try and fix it.”
In the ad, Kiehne and a couple of other cowboy hat-clad gentlemen are standing around the back of a pickup truck chatting. Oh, and there’s a gigantic horse c*ck in the background.
Kiehne, “The Conservative Choice,” promises to lower taxes, repeal Obamacare, and display heaping hunks of engorged horse meat. OK, he doesn’t actually promise that–he just does it. The candidate is, however, the very same dick who claimed Democrats are behind “99 percent” of mass shootings in May.
“Did Kiehne just not see the giant horse penis in the background, or is he trying to tell us something? ” Tuscon Weekly joked. “Regardless, it’s obvious that Kiehne isn’t d*cking around.”
“You do have to appreciate the enthusiasm here: Nobody is more excited for the election than this horse,” the Daily Intelligencer blog quipped.
If you’re a fan of a healthcare-deprived populace, hate women’s rights, and enjoy staring at massive horse dongs, vote for Kiehne. We wish him luck in the 2014 erection.