Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee said women have been led to believe they cannot control their libidos and are helpless without “Uncle Sugar” looking out for their medical care. Ironically, Huckabee made the comments this Thursday at a Republican National Committee summit in an attempt to join in on the GOP’s efforts to show a greater sensitivity toward women.
The women here at AATTP want to thank Mr. Huckabee for pointing out our brainwashing. Helpless and hopeless creatures that we are, we are just so susceptible to indoctrination. We appreciate that Huckabee acknowledges the war regarding women’s rights, and we want to thank him for fighting it for us because clearly we can’t fight it for ourselves. We must wait for the Democrats and the GOP to fight it out for us, and then we can bow to whoever is the final victor. We want to thank Mr. Huckabee for letting us know that even as adults, healthy sexuality only takes place when he says it does, according to the parameters of control he outlines for us, because we cannot do that for ourselves.
Here’s the context of what the grandiloquent blowhard who hopes to be our next president had to say:
[box type=”shadow”]”Democrats think women are nothing more than helpless and hopeless creatures whose only goal in life is to have the government provide for them birth control medication. Women I know are smart, intelligent, educated, capable of doing anything that anyone else can do. Our party stands for the recognition of the equality of women and the capacity of women. It’s not a war on them, it’s a war for them, and if the Democrats want to insult the women of America by making them believe that they are helpless without “Uncle Sugar” coming in and providing for them a prescription each month for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system without the help of the government then so be it. Let us take that discussion all across America because women are far more than the Democrats have played them to be, and women across America need to stand up and say, ‘Enough of that nonsense!’ “[/box]
You can watch Huckabee be a condescending donkey here.