The mean, anti-gay bigots at Westboro Baptist Church claim their message of hate is inspired by God, but the real God begs to differ.
Okay, well … here at AATTP, we don’t know which — if any — God is real. But we do know that the one who says He loves gay people has a Facebook page with 1,729,019 million fans, and that’s real enough for us.
And behold! The Lord tires of the wicked fake “Christians”claiming to hate LGBT people in His name, and seeks to smite them down for their wickedness… By forcing them to gaze up unto a pro-gay billboard while journeying to and from work.
UPDATE: The “God Loves Gays” billboard made its debut in Topeka, Kansas on Monday, September 9th.
That’s right. God — through His wondrous ways, and over $50,000 in funds raised by His God Loves Gay People Billboard Project on IndieGogo — will buy one year’s worth of ad space on a billboard to help spread His new message.
Topeka, of course, is the home of Westboro Baptist Church, as well as Equality House.
The new billboard is the first written message humanity has received directly from The Lord since He inscribed the 10 Commandments on the tablets He handed to Moses.
God loves gays. And everyone.
On His IndieGoGo page, God denies ever hating gays:
This evil lie has been put into the world by bigots like them for thousands of years. The time has come to right this wrong.
And to set the record straight, God writes:
God LOVES gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered people!
BEHOLD! God is tired of having hate-speech put into his mouth by bigots. Therefore, the LORD shall put up a billboard in Topeka, Kansas that declares to all that “God Loves Gays”!
In His all-knowing wisdom and infinitude, God even has the Grace to illuminate the costs for His God Loves Gay People billboard:
- 12 months of billboard advertising = $25,000
- Campaign rewards = $10,000
- Website (required) = $5,000
- Design / Video =$5,000
- Charity contribution =$5,000
- GOAL = $50,000
If His donations runneth over, hopefully He can buy more ad space on more billboards. We’d gladly say “Amen” to that.
Here’s God’s You Tube video for His God Loves Gays Project.