Right-wing Christian psychic and astrologer Eric Fraize is buckets full of stupid. Recently, the conservative radio host and Glenn Beck guest shared what the spirit world thinks of the Michael Brown murder — and revealed that the spirit world is racist as f*ck, too!
Fraize, who describes himself as a gay Christian with conservative values who sees dead people, addressed my response to his moronic assertion that a.) Darren Wilson isn’t the least bit racist (because his imaginary friends told him so), b.) Michael Brown was full of arrogance, rage, and “tribe mentality,” and c.) that the “shooting was legit.”
Fraize, who spent considerable time making sure that he didn’t directly voice his belief that Michael Brown got what was coming to him before continuing with a denial that he said that (of course you didn’t say it, Eric), expressed what I can only call the dumbest f*cking thing I have ever heard: Satan reached his arm up my ass and worked me like a sock puppet to attack the mystical Jesus-loving guy who thinks the voices in his head are anything more than auditory hallucinations.
“Folks, it’s never a person that attacks you — it’s the Devil through the person. Remember that. So ‘Moron’ can have the comfort of knowing that Satan basically used him like a puppet. And I don’t like to get graphic, but how I describe it is Satan puts his hand up this man’s ass like a sock puppet and moves his mouth. And types for him apparently, too.”
Fraize claimed that I used the “tactics of Saul Alinsky” to “polarize” and “label” him. He claimed that all he did was use his direct connection to the spirit world to list the emotions felt by Wilson and Brown in the order that they were felt, and then relay a “brief feeling from Michael Brown’s soul after it was outside the body looking over his own body.”
Fraize proceeded to snoop on my Facebook profile, which is not hard as the majority of my posts are public. “So I go checking out this guy’s page,” he said, “So I’m looking at some of the pictures and all of a sudden there’s Satanic pictures, which doesn’t surprise me.” Fraize said that I have “pictures of Baphomet” and “pictures of goats” on my profile, like the one below:
“I don’t know what he does with the goats,” Fraize said — but he sure was going to claim I f*ck them! “I know what Hamas does with the goats because the Israelis caught it on camera. So I don’t know what ‘Moron’ does with the goats. I have no idea.”
Then Fraize said something that surprised me: because of my article, he received contact from a network that found him through what I wrote about him (though it is hard to tell if he imagined that, too).
I had no idea I have coattails, or how long they are, but Fraize experienced a “joygasm” at the thought of riding them! He did not provide names, but said he received an e-mail from a “major, major network” requesting an interview.
Fraize did not explain how it felt to need the assistance of a liberal blogger to find someone — anyone — who would notice him.
I have a question for Eric Fraize: Leviticus 20:27 says, “A man or a woman who is a medium or a necromancer shall surely be put to death. They shall be stoned with stones; their blood shall be upon them.”
How do you reconcile your Christian faith with your need to (allegedly) talk with the dead people, oh great wizard?
Listen to this cavalcade of dumbf*ckery for yourself. It has been condensed for time, but you’re not missing much. Political views, delusion, and stupidity aside…he’s awful at radio.