THIS IS NOT A JOKE! THIS IS NOT SATIRE!
Glenn Beck hates how you celebrate the 4th of July, America! You might claim to love freedom but you don’t. You might think you should be free to celebrate the anniversary of the nation’s birth in your own way, but you shouldn’t. You might think there’s nothing wrong with setting off fireworks, having picnics and barbeques and spending time relaxing with friends and family, but it turns out that makes you an ungrateful terrible American!
But there’s hope, folks! Glenn Beck is going to ‘Change the Way We Celebrate the Fourth of July’ Glenn Beck has a plan to tell you what to do, think, believe and feel about America – in the name of freedom, from the perspective of “The Man In The Moon.”
“The Man In The Moon” will tell the story of America from the perspective of the moon as Beck “defends man to the moon [who] has been around for a while and has been waiting for someone to step up and do it right and to do the right thing and to be more.”
This complete disaster of an idea comes on the heels of his plan to build a 2 billion dollar Ayn Rand Amusement Park, I mean “city” called “Independence USA” AKA Galt’s Gulch.
It is my liberal opinion that Beck should shoot himself to the moon and stay there. Maybe he can take Newt Gingrich with him!
Here’s the *gasp* hilarious video, courtesy of Right Wing Watch.