For all their supposed similarities, you know the difference between the two major parties? Look at the headline above, mentally replace “GOP” with “Democratic” or”Liberal,” and see if your head doesn’t explode. Actually, wait…read the rest of this story before triggering the blast.
The gentleman in this picture is Union County, Georgia Republican Party Chairman Billy Joe Turnage — and he’s pretty up-to-the-times for a man his age. While most 76-year-olds are doing well to figure out how to turn their computers on, Billy Joe has not only learned how to Skype with the grand-kids. He’s learned how to rape women with a truly global audience.
On October 22nd, 9-1-1 dispatchers got an anonymous call informing them of an “ongoing assault and rape” at the victim’s residence. According to the caller, he or she was watching the rape happen, right that very moment, on Skype.
When police arrived at the victim’s home, they found the scene exactly as the caller described. Police haven’t released details yet, but what we know right now is that Turnage was caught red-handed in the process of assaulting and attempting to rape a 39-year-old woman in her own home.
A lot of questions remain unanswered at this point. First being: Why the was Turnage raping someone on Skype? How does that happen, exactly? Was the call intentional, kind of a “want to watch me rape this woman?” That seems unlikely. So, was it more technical in nature? Did the victim leave a call open before being assaulted, or did a Skype call connect automatically while Turnage was assaulting her? Is that even possible? We can only guess at some things right now. Including the second question:
How does a 76-year-old man even attempt to rape a woman half his age? Drugs? The answers will undoubtedly prove an interesting insight into the mind and methodologies of a Georgia Republican.
The good news is that, according to Sgt. David Osborn, “The victim was not physically harmed.” The other good news is that after two days of exhaustive interviews and investigations, Turnage was booked into jail an a $100,000 bond for aggravated sexual battery and attempt to commit rape, both felonies recorded on webcam.
You may now return to the title, if you dare, and try replacing “GOP Chairman” with “Bernie Sanders.” Don’t say we didn’t warn you..