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Georgia Ammosexual Shoots Himself in the Pee-Pee Trying To Holster His Gun

There are certain perks to not owing a firearm. One of those perks is not accidentally blowing your junk off.

According to WMAZ channel 13, A Macon, Georgia man (am I noticing a trend here?) was parked at a gas station when he attempted to holster his handgun, a .45. In the process, shot himself in the groin. Immediately after accidentally shooting himself, he drove to a friend’s house in Lake Wildwood. Upon arriving at his friend’s house, he disrobed, and saw that he had “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet had exited out of his buttock.”

His friend then drove him to Coliseum Northside hospital, where he was transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia for treatment.

This type of . . . self-inflicted birth control has occurred at least five times since 2010 in the United States.

h/t Crooks and Liars.

Featured image courtesy of Latino Daily News

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13 comments

  1. Self imposed gun control…sooner or later the issue will take care of itslef

  2. Bahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Can it get any better than this?!

  3. Just another ammosexual going off half cocked…

  4. Well, maybe he was suicidal and was aiming for where he thought his brain was… who knows. I mean….?

  5. It’s a wonder he didn’t “BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT” with that shot!!!

  6. You have to admire his ability to hit such a small target.

  7. There are no words…….

  8. Well he sure can’t claim he fired a blank.

  9. Wouldn’t it be easier to just put a little bleach into that gene pool.

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