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Georgia Ammosexual Shoots Himself in the Pee-Pee Trying To Holster His Gun

There are certain perks to not owing a firearm. One of those perks is not accidentally blowing your junk off.

According to WMAZ channel 13, A Macon, Georgia man (am I noticing a trend here?) was parked at a gas station when he attempted to holster his handgun, a .45. In the process, shot himself in the groin. Immediately after accidentally shooting himself, he drove to a friend’s house in Lake Wildwood. Upon arriving at his friend’s house, he disrobed, and saw that he had “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet had exited out of his buttock.”

His friend then drove him to Coliseum Northside hospital, where he was transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia for treatment.

This type of . . . self-inflicted birth control has occurred at least five times since 2010 in the United States.

h/t Crooks and Liars.

Featured image courtesy of Latino Daily News

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  • voice_reason

    Self imposed gun control…sooner or later the issue will take care of itslef

  • Aanna1123

    Bahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Can it get any better than this?!

  • bushputz

    Just another ammosexual going off half cocked…

  • George M Melby

    Well, maybe he was suicidal and was aiming for where he thought his brain was… who knows. I mean….?

  • Doy Bowers

    It’s a wonder he didn’t “BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT” with that shot!!!

    • George M Melby

      (Maybe he did!!)

      • Doy Bowers

        That’s assuming he has brains in the first place!!! ;-)

    • Opietheparrot

      Who says he didn’t?

  • Perry

    Maybe he claims to have been trying to holster his gun but what kind of holster would allow him to shoot his d!ck and the bullet came out his a$$? Sounds like he was trying to prove the term “ammosexual” is very descriptive.

    • JO

      Bullet proof condoms, aisle nine.

  • fjuliet

    There are products available for gun owners to safely transport their guns. You can find them at gun and sporting goods stores.

  • Ghastly

    You have to admire his ability to hit such a small target.

    • sJames6621

      its a lot smaller now and think of the damage from the power burns and blast

      A new victim of the Loraina Bobbit syndrom (look it up if you dont know it, the media was going nuts being able to say penis

      Lorainas failure – not feeding her abusive boyfriend boy part to the dog or the disposal or shoving it up her butt and then dumping it on his face

  • MistressTime

    There are no words…….

  • Eleanor Earley

    Well he sure can’t claim he fired a blank.

  • JO

    Wouldn’t it be easier to just put a little bleach into that gene pool.

    • George M Melby

      ROFLMBO… Thank you!

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