Hey, furloughed workers! While you are enjoying your free personal pleasure device from vibrators.com, mix up a drink (I’m sure you need it!) and call a random Congressman to vent your frustrations! With the shutdown showing no end in sight, and our legislators bickering like schoolchildren, this web page invites everyone, “Whether you are a furloughed worker, being forced to work for free, or just fed up at Capitol Hill,” a chance to “call and yell at a random member of Congress!”
Note: As Members of Congress quickly returned from their final symbolic, non-effective and otherwise useless votes to avert a government shutdown, the heavy drinking began. Reports of our representatives getting plastered on the government’s dime — the one we have left — have come streaming in from witnesses all over Capitol Hill. Now’s your chance to tell your Representative what you really think of their actions
That’s right–instead of leaving your ex-girlfriend a message you will regret for years to come, call your legislators and give them a piece of your mind through drunkdialcongress.org.
It gets better!
The web site even offers helpful talking points, with supplemental links, including:
“I can’t watch the panda”
and “You had one job to do and you failed!”
and even “Why don’t you make yourself useful and at least mow the lawn?
Drunk Dial Congress even offers a list of recommended drinks to imbibe when drunkenly ranting at your Congressmen!
I want to try The Sleepy Senator.
THE SLEEPY SENATOR
1 oz absinthe liqueur
1 oz tonic water
1 oz sugar syrup
2 tsp lime juice or sour
“How does it work?” you ask? It’s simple! You enter your phone number in the blank, click “Call,” and you will receive a phone call from Drunk dial congress. You will then be connected to a random Congressperson, so you can let him or her have a piece of your mind!
So kick back, mix up your favorite politi-drink, and dial up your Congressmen!