There must exist, somewhere in the bowels of Bullsh*t Mountain, a room. And in that room is a man whose job it is to make Fox News look legitimate. And he does so by grudgingly re-printing articles from Reuters, without even the courtesy of re-writing them. And, you can just FEEL the beautiful, burning HATRED radiating off of that little “Reuters” byline. Which is exactly why we Google “Fox News /Reuters” every morning before breakfast.
According the the article simmering like a hot turd on the hood of Fox Business, this week America’s Worst Socialist oversaw a pretty impressive milestone. Even though Obamacare completely destroyed our economy, last week new claims for jobless benefits fell to the lowest they’ve been in 14 YEARS.
“That suggests the labor market is gaining steam and could bolster the view that the Federal Reserve will hike interest rates next year when the jobless rate is expected to continue to fall.”
Wow…well, that sounds a bit pretty much like exactly the opposite of everything the other guys on FOX have been saying for the last four years. And the opposite of what Republicans and FOX & Friends are still saying now about “The Democrats’ awful job performance.” Huh…who’d have guessed? FOX says one thing to its idiot viewers, and another thing to its Business viewers. Guess the second group knows better than to get its “news” from the first.
And before our trolls say “Well that’s just one week! It’s an anomaly,” we’ll counter with this. The four-week moving average of claims, which is considered a more stable indicator of labor market trends, is also at its lowest level since just before George W. Bush took office.
Which seems to imply something…
Thanks for the good news, Fox Business!