It’s been a pretty rough couple of months for white supremacist Craig Cobb; at this point, he’s one crack-pipe video away from becoming the Rob Ford of the Master Race. And now, he’s in the funny pages again.
Cobb’s been dabbling in white supremacy for some time now; long before he made national headlines, Der Fuhrer moved to Estonia and began a whites-only podcast called “PodBlanc.” After moving back to the U.S., he attempted to turn Leith, North Dakota into an all-white Nazi utopia, only to see his Panzers ground to a halt in the face of a massive Native American protest.
Cobb’s dreams really went down the toilet when the Custer District Health Unit officially handed the Fourth Reich its walking papers due to a hilariously malfunctioning (more or less nonexistent) sewage system that forced The Master Race to defecate in the back yard like Aryan poodles. And as if THAT weren’t enough, the final blow came on the Trisha Goddard show when, in front of a live studio audience, Cobb found out via DNA test that he was, in fact, 14% black.
That might have something to do with his latest run-in with the law. In Southern slave states, being more than 1/8th (12.5%) black meant that you were classified as black, and America’s first gun control laws were passed to keep Southern blacks from owning guns. Because they were, according to “pure” whites, stupid, angry and dangerous.
Bearing that in mind: Yesterday, Cobb was taken into custody by Leith law enforcement for approaching another resident with a firearm.
Greg Bruce was in town helping Lee Cook install a security camera, when he saw Cobb and Frau Kynan Dutton approaching with a shotgun and rifle, respectively. He snapped the above photograph of the Nazi parade march through town. Bruce gave the following statement:
“Craig Cobb and Kynan Dutton approached myself and Lee Cook with a shotgun and rifle in hand. I took photographs, they walked around town twice, they followed Miller Ferry (another resident) home, scared her with a shotgun and rifle in hand. We called 911, and the Grant County Sheriffs came out with the two deputies, John Foss and Derrick and took them into custody, handcuffed them.”
So, a black guy and his Kynan supporter get arrested in a small town for menacing white residents with guns?
Welcome to America, Bro!
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