The Tea Party has had enough!
There are traitors amongst us, friends! Traitors to the Republican Party, traitors to America. These 87 turncoats voted in collusion with that dictator, that FIEND, that HORRIBLE, awful man who seeks to destroy America by funding domestic violence programs and children’s education (two of the many items that the shutdown greatly endangered), President for Life Barack “Barry” Hussein Soetoro Obama Bin Laden!
It’s bad enough that his death panels are going to kill your grandma while the Obamacare stormtroopers kick down your door if you don’t sign up for that America killing program, but these horrid fiends have elected to do much worse: they have decided to open national parks and monuments again — to reinstate welfare and food stamp payments in states that decided to end those during the shutdown. They have, in short, voted for an evil socialist regime to continue — one that will surely destroy us all.
Disheartened that the party they have infected no longer buys into the shambolic (to take a page from Sarah Palin’s book) mass of morons’ idea that holding our nation hostage over a law that is intended to help ensure the health of every citizen is not in the best interests of America, the Teabillies have gone on the offensive. It’s time to get rid of these 87 miscreants! It’s time to take the House back from the more reasonable crowd!
After all, the shutdown was saving us BOATLOADS of money (*cough24billionpricetagcough*) and was certainly helping America be what it should be: a place where those with money flourish, and those without it…make more room for those with money.
We need to deal with these RINOs once and for all! How to do that, though? It’s simple: We hunt the RINOs into extinction! The hit list? Starting with the worst of them all, John Boehner (that Obummer lover!), the Tea-hadists plan to utterly decimate:
The Tea Party Leadership fund wants to mount primary challenges against all 87 of these House Republicans who might actually love their country.
So, friends, if you truly hate America like they do, call 1-800-676-8141 to show your support of this effort to make the House of Representatives entirely devoid of reason.
Watch the moronic video below: