Rob Kinnison, the blithering imbecile who recently informed the internet that he’s got “plenty of ammo for all them [Moms Demand Action] B*tches,” is back again, complaining about the group fighting for reasonable gun regulations. Recently, MDA has been targeting…Target…in their efforts to encourage stores and restaurants that cater to families to adopt sensible gun policies.
Since he lives under a rock, “Raging Rob” just discovered that Target, realizing that public blasturbation can be messy, has joined other businesses in asking their customers of the ammosexual persuasion to leave their guns at home. While Target backed down a bit after Open Carry Texas and other gun fetishist groups whined about the request, and later added that it is not a ban and they have no intention to actually inform customers guns are not allowed, that doesn’t stop Rob from being irrationally angry–as usual.
Rob explained that Target is “not living up to” its name. “They have joined Autozone, Sonic, Wendy’s Jack-in-the-Box, Chip-lee…Chipitlee, whatever the name…It seems that the Mothers Demand Action have used their f*cking mouth and Target has succumbed to their weakness. Somebody needs to do something about MDA. It’s getting to the point with MDA, those f*cking–they can not shut their f*cking mouth. Somebody put a d*ck in their mouth or something. They call theirself mothers. I got a question […] You mean to tell me how big of a mouth they have, that somebody actually f*cked them and made them a mother? If my wife was one of them, I’d be getting a divorce.” Rob is single, and has never been married, ladies!
He added that MDA is “trying to get guns out of” every store–everything. Since Rob voluntarily won’t visit any business that will not allow unstable idiots to parade around the aisles with their AK-47s, this presents a problem for him. “I gotta start collecting rainwater or somethin’ and huntin’ and fishin’ without a license. It’s gettin’ to that point, cause I’m runnin’ out of places to boycott.”
He added, “There’s days I have to go hungry because I stop at a truck stop and the only thing they have is Wendy’s, Jack-in-the-Box, and Sonic and I boycotted all three. There’s days I have to just starve myself because I am boycotting all the places that don’t allow guns.” He complained that there are days when he has to starve himself, and that he will have to “start huntin’ for food.” He says that he will soon have to “start eatin’ grass off the land because I’m boycotting all these places that don’t allow my gun.”
Rob later added that he might have to “resort to cannibalism” to feed himself because he refuses to eat at establishments that adopt reasonable gun policies. “I hope it doesn’t come to that,” he said.
He continued, explaining that all of this is because of “Sandy Hoax” in “Nuketown,” a Call of Duty map he feels looks similar to Sandy Hook school. He said that “fake photos of kids that never existed were put on the media to brainwash the public” into calling for a gun ban. He then speculated that Moms Demand Action was started by the CIA to further this goal.
He said that, since no reasonable man (like him) would sleep with the women of MDA, they must be lesbians who “went to a lab and got pregnant.”
Watch this imbecile embarrass responsible gun owners everywhere, below: