Former KKK chief, GOP stalwart and all-round sociopath David Duke has been kicked out of Italy after authorities declared him socially dangerous due to his extremist views. Reliable sources have revealed that Duke plans to establish an organization with aims to exterminate the black and Jewish races in Europe.
Duke was found living under false pretenses near the northern town of Belluno and his permit of residence was terminated. Although the one-time Grand Wizard of the KKK appealed the decision, a Venice court decided to stick with the original expulsion order. Given Italy’s own history of demented far-right figureheads (Berlusconi), his expulsion is a pretty damning indictment.
Apparently Duke was conducting some unspecified “research” in the mountainous Cadore valley, which sounds like something Dr. Evil would do. His current whereabouts are equally mysterious; his lawyer told IBTimes UK that although Duke has left Italy, he was not sure of his current whereabouts – although one can take an educated guess and assume it’s somewhere which doesn’t have too many blacks or Jews.
Duke’s racism and murderous intent did little to deter the Tea Party; in fact it seems they welcomed it, if you believe Duke’s claims that several party members asked him to run for president again last year. How they will react to his latest banishment remains to be seen — perhaps some of the GOP’s favored “sensitivity training” will be in order.