A lot of people speak to God, but when he talks back it is usually accompanied by something like this. A 31 year-old mother has been accused of attempted first-degree murder and child abuse after Jesus told her to lay her baby down in front of a train that was about to depart.
Last Friday afternoon, Jessica Sloan had a divine experience. Apparently just as he did with Abraham, God ordered Sloan to murder her child. During her interview with police, the Colorado resident said that Jesus Christ himself pulled the baby from her arms and put it on the tracks. Afterwards, God himself told her everything would be okay. Investigators say that Sloan was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol — just a good double-dose of Jesus!
Passengers notified the conductor of the child on the tracks, and the conductor notified city workers. The child was pulled away with no injuries and is in foster care, hopefully with someone who will not put a child on train tracks because Jesus tells them to do so.
Sloan was chased down by witnesses and held until police arrived to arrest her.