Seventy percent. That’s the segment of the population who cast paper ballots this year, the mortality rate of Ebola, the number of voters who are opposed to abortion restrictions, and the portion of Colorado voters in district 15 who are absolutely out of their minds.
Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt, a disgraced formal Naval chaplain who was discharged after he disobeyed an order not to use his uniform to promote a radicalized Christian agenda, has won a seat in the Colorado House of Representatives.
Klingenschmitt may now have a chance to get up-close-and-personal to perform a task he once tried to do from a distance on his ridiculous show, Pray in Jesus’ Name: perform an exorcism on President Barack Obama.
Klingenschmitt has literally written the book on the ridiculous belief that President Obama is possessed by demons — specifically, the “demonic spirits” of “death,” “murder,” “child-murder,” “sexual abuse,” “genocide,” “paganism,” “witchcraft,” “homosexual lust” and “anti-Christian oppression.” Using his gay, demonic powers, the President has implemented an evil ‘health care’ agenda that “causes cancer,” according to Klingenschmitt. Obama’s FCC allows demonic spirits to “molest and visually rape your children.”
“Father in Heaven, we pray against the domestic enemies of the Constitution, against the demon of tyranny who is using the White House occupant and that demonic spirit is oppressing us,” Klingenschmitt said, in part, during his exorcism of the President. “We pray that you will help the President repent…”
Klingenschmitt is a rabid opponent of LGBT rights. He genuinely believes that gay people do not deserve equality because they are not going to Heaven. “If they’re not going to get eternal benefits in Heaven,” Klingenschmitt asked, “why should we give them government rewards here on this earth? I don’t think we should, Klingenschmitt said in February.
And. Colorado. Voters. Elected. Him.
Unfortunately, Klingenschmitt is not the only embarrassing decision our country made on election day. Hog-castrating psychopath Joni Ernst is now a U.S. Senator, Mitch McConnell is in a position of greater power, Scott Walker is still in office, and Florida re-elected
Batboy Rick Scott.
Watch Klingenschmitt exorcise demons from Obama, below: