Stephen Colbert sent a special message out to the brave people of Boston and the pathetic coward(s) who attacked them on last night’s episode of the Colbert Report. He began,
‘Cause nothing these terrorists do is going to shake them [Bostonians]. For Pete’s sake, Boston was founded by pilgrims. A people so tough they had to buckle their goddamned hats on!
But here’s what these cowards really don’t get. They attacked the Boston Marathon; an event celebrating people who run 26 miles on their day off until their nipples are raw…for fun. And they have been holding it in Boston since 1897. And do you know how tough you have to be to run in a whalebone corset?!
And when those bombs went off there were runners who after finishing a marathon kept running for another two miles to donate blood.
Watch the clip, courtesy of Comedy Central: