Yesterday’s landmark decision by the Racist Roberts Court to wipe out the Defense Of Marriage Act, and California’s Proposition 8 has caused an explosion of hate and stunned disbelief and vicious anger from the bigots on the right. Guano-Psychotic Bachmann spouted off at the mouth, about marriage being “created by the hand of God” and Nancy Pelosi shut her up. Morbidly obese racist Justice Antonin Scalia obsessed about what gay men do behind closed doors.
The real question is, now that the institutionalized bigotry against gay Americans is choking on its last dying breaths, how will straight people protect their marriages from the threat of same-sex marriage?
Stephen Colbert has some advice,
“So, straight, married people listen up. If a gay person charges your marriage, you’re going to want to puff yourself up, make yourself seem bigger and try to frighten it off by talking in a firm, loud voice about pleated denim or Jimmy Buffet.”
Check out the hilarious video courtesy of Comedy Central: