Climate change — the largest hoax ever perpetrated by people with thermometers. This lie, this great untruth has been a century in the making, involving thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, of scientists worldwide, going all the way back to at least 1880. From sea to shining sea, and across the greatest sea to the Land of the Rising Sun, supposed “scientists” have been in collusion, sharing note and comparing data before it’s even written down.
It has only been recently that a few brave souls, funded almost entirely by the oil, gas, coal and tobacco industries, have had the wherewithal to question the Climate Change Conspiracy. And these men, these paragons of corporate-funded courage representing a mere 3 percent of the total, have a simple message to deliver to the Enviro-IllumiNazis:
“The Earth is NOT getting hotter, human’s AREN’T affecting global climate, and EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY FINE.”
But, ohh…the EnviroNazi’s are good.
For instance, check out this climate change “disagreement” graph. It was compiled by NASA using about 140 years of temperature readings from NASA, NOAA, the Japanese Meteorological Society the Met Office Hadley Center/Climatic Research unit. It was posted on Climate365’s Tumblr page:
Of course, the collusion is quite clear. Look at the way those peaks and valleys line up, representing yearly rises and increases in temperature that correspond almost precisely all around the planet, over the span of more than a century.
And you know what?
Don’t mean nothing.
It’s just evidence of how good these supposed “scientists” were at calling each other up, and immediately comparing data electronically to ensure all readings matched up precisely. And of course the data only goes back to 1880 — Alexander Graham Bell didn’t steal the telephone from Elisha Gray until 1876, so of course they had to wait until the means were available to corroborate data. Granted, the first automated telephone exchange didn’t exist until 1891, and a national telephone wiring system didn’t exist until about 1900 — but it could have been done retroactively! Those scientists are SNEAKY!
Want more proof that climate change is not a “hoax?”
Of course, there’s no real point in talking about people, anyway. People have nothing to do with climate change, and there’s no corroboration whatsoever between human activity and global temperature. Want proof? Take a look at this custom AATTP chart, cunningly photoshopped from the NASA chart by us, overlaid with a graph of total human-produced carbon emissions for that same period of time:
Do YOU see a correlation there? Because we don’t.
Actually…to be completely honest…
There does seem to be a direct correlation between human-produced carbon emissions and changes in the Earth’s temperature.
Oh, dear GOD!
Those sneaky f***ing SCIENTISTS!
Somehow, they managed to make AATTP part of the conspiracy, too!!