Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Mark Fiore has taken a stab at corporate personhood run amok in a new animated short detailing the Corporate Commandments. And why not? Corporations are people with the right to free speech, the ability to dump unlimited amounts of money into elections to elect the puppets of their choice and, of course, the religious right to treat women like second-class citizens while investing in the very heal care benefits they wish to deny.
Since corporations now have, perhaps, more rights than people, it logically follows that the commandments of our new gods must be properly communicated. Take a moment away from bowing to your new corporate overlords to watch this video outlining the commandments you must follow:
h/t: Mother Jones