Do you believe in MIRACLES?!?! The State of Florida just found a white guy who murdered a black guy by invoking Stand Your Ground guilty, and sentenced him to LIFE IN PRISON!! Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed an act of God. For a Floridian…this must be how Dave Chapelle felt when OJ was acquitted. I think I’m going to cry. But not as hard as THIS guy!
Here’s a refresher from our first article on this story, from February 10th. You can read the rest here:
“These facts are well-established: In November of 2012, 47-year-old software developer Michael Dunn parked next to an SUV full of black teens at a convenience store. Hearing the thumping bass from the SUV, he asked them to turn the music down. According to him, he might or might not have heard a threat issued over the loud music.
Claiming to feel threatened, he retrieved his gun from inside the vehicle, and fired four shots into the driver side. As the SUV attempted to flee, he fired four more shots into its back…He murdered [the driver] Jordan Davis, then calmly proceeded to a bed and breakfast with his wife, where he ordered pizza.”
And now, it looks as though smoothie white-ass has enjoyed his last slice of pizza…unless, of course, he wants to toss some salad with it.
Wearing the orange jumpsuit of Florida’s utterly screwed, Dunn sat in on his final hearing at the Duval County Courthouse. We’d like to think he blubbered a single tear as Circuit Judge Russell Healey handed down a life sentence in Florida’s best Bed and Breakfast, without the possibility of parole.
During his sentencing, he said: “I am mortified I took a life, whether it was justified or not.”
Funny…Dunn didn’t seem mortified while he was ordering pizza afterward.
But, you know…most sweet pieces of racist, murdering white chocolate probably would feel a bit “mortified” at the concept of joining the roughly 80 percent black population of Florida’s prisons. Lake Butler ain’t The County, sweetheart. Enjoy the fine dining…just don’t expect your deliveryman to go light on the sausage.