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Bobby Jindal Predicts ‘Growing Rebellion’ Will Execute ‘Hostile Takeover’ of Washington D.C.

On Saturday night, Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal accused President Obama and the Democrats of something something War on Christianity something something religious liberty and education. Jindal believes that a revolution–much like the one prophesied by cop-killing Tea Partiers Jerad and Amanda Miller.

Speaking at the Faith and Freedom Coalition annual conference, Jindal explained to the crowd, “I can sense right now a rebellion brewing amongst these United States where people are ready for a hostile takeover of Washington, D.C., to preserve the American Dream for our children and grandchildren.”

Attempting to justify his Duck Dynasty appearance, he claimed that the “left” is waging a silent war on religious liberty. “I am tired of the left. They say they’re for tolerance, they say they respect diversity. The reality is this: They respect everybody unless you happen to disagree with them,” he said. “The left is trying to silence us and I’m tired of it, I won’t take it anymore.”

Of course, he’s against comprehensive education standards, as well. Earlier this week, Jindal signed an executive order that blocked the use of tests tied to Common Core standards and pledged to continue the good fight in the name of ignorance. “The federal government has no role, no right and no place dictating standards in our local schools across these 50 states of the United States of America,” Jindal said.

“Are we witnessing right now the most radically, extremely liberal, ideological president of our entire lifetime right here in the United States of America, or are we witnessing the most incompetent president of the United States of America in the history of our lifetimes? You know, it is a difficult question,” he said. “I’ve thought long and hard about it. Here’s the only answer I’ve come up with, and I’m going to quote Secretary Clinton: ‘What difference does it make?’” That’s right–Berghazi, Benghazi, and a stab at Clinton in one statement.

Definitely Presidential material. Now, the question remains–”Will he run?”

h/t: HuffPo

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  1. Snort, that hostile takeover he’s referring to, it will be hostile to the GOPTP, no anyone else. And it won’t really be hostile, it will be on election day and will take place by our votes.

  2. I don’t think Bobby Jindal can SPELL “Growing Rebellion.” What an imbecile.

  3. The only war the left is waging is equally one of disagreement just as the right believes they are doing. To say it is anything but …, is pure projection and perhaps wishful thinking from those that cannot or wish not there to be any difference.

    • Right. Because the Left never wants to shut down debate by calling those who differ racists, sexists, homophobes and blah, blah, blah. And the Left never wants to FORCE people to conduct business the way they seem appropriate. And the Left is never for confiscatory taxes. And the Left is never for confiscating one’s personal property because one doesn’t think the right way. Yes, Chaz, the Left is never for FORCING, BANNING, AND AUTHORITARIANISM.

      • Thanks for the response, Hooper. I hope you will answer a few questions that do not intend as loaded or begrudging….

        When you call out “the Left” in your comments, who all do you include in that blanket? In other words, what are the boundaries…politicians?, voters?, commentors?, etc.

        Do you believe your style of commenting promotes actual debate?

        I, personally am not in favor of shutting down debate or confiscating property. The only businesses that I can see need for amendment/regulation are those detrimental to the biological health of others. Are these leftist traits?

        • Hmmmm…. what do we have here? A lefty that can actually discuss something? Well, we’ll see.

          By the left I mean, thet aattp community, the dnc, much of the media, and the liberal elites one finds representative in popular culture. The boundaries are set by the policies they propose. That’s why I don’t accept Occupy Wall Street as necessarily representative of the left. I do, however, point out that the liberal community has just as many loonies as does the right, and that makes the lefties mad. So be it.

          Yes, I do. I ask specific questions – which go unanswered. That should be indicative of the shallowness of the people here. When I don’t ask specific questions I state specific principles. The folks here usually ignore that, saving their cyber energy to call conservatives —- you know the list.

          As for your last comment, I agree. Why would you be a liberal then? You are supporting an ideology that is contrary to your position.

  4. “When Fascism Comes to The United States It Will Come Wrapped In A Flag And Carrying A Cross” Sinclair Lewis. I hope I got the quote correct.

    • Wally in New York

      Dean, I have no idea if you have the quote correctly (too lazy to look it up :) ), but it sure is right!

      • Except fascism is already here and it’s called liberalism. Its machinations are speech codes, balkanization, blame American first, oppressive government, confiscatory taxes, anti-federalism, anti-capitalism, diversity of being but not diversity of thought, and on and on.

        • Hooper, if you would look up the definitions of fascism and liberalism you will find that they are polar opposites on the political scale. This is the one thing I do recall from my high school civics classes I also have real world experience due to 20 years service in the US Navy and found the places that work best are ones that don’t shove religion down your throat. They also have Common Core education standards.

          • From Merriam-Webster Online Version

            often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and 0forcible suppression of opposition

            Here it is again with my comments:

            often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation—- liberals want a supreme, authoritarian central government. and often race above the individual —- liberals have successfully segmented us into racial classifications, the hyphenated American is a liberal invention —–and that stands for a centralized autocratic government—–This seems obvious enough—- headed by a dictatorial leader,—- liberals want more power in the presidency because they believe that’s the office they can most often hold — severe economic and social regimentation, —- this is obvious as well —–and forcible suppression of opposition — and here as well. Try being in the public eye and being for traditional marriage.

            Sorry, fascism is all yours.

  5. Wasn’t jindal the one who told the GOP to stop talking STUPID??!! listen, bobby jindal, I mean Puyush jindal, you can FOOLISHLY attempt to change your name but most republicans still think you’re a outsider! so your need to take you own advice!! STFU and stop talking STUPID!! BTW if Obama was a STRONG president he’d start prosecuting these WHITE NATIONALIST sedation traitors!!

  6. You know he means a takeover by the electoral process. Your attempt to tie him to Jerad and Amanda Miller —- the OCCUPY WALL STREET ALUMNAE —- is disingenuous at best, deceitful at medium, and a lie at worst.

    • Wally in New York

      @ Hooper: I quote Jindal: ““I can sense right now a rebellion brewing amongst these United States where people are ready for a hostile takeover of Washington, D.C (…)”
      What part of ‘hostile’ do you not understand? What part of ‘hostile takeover’ is done by your ‘electoral process’ exactly?

      • Obviously, hostile in this case means dramatic or jarring. Hostile doesn’t necessarily mean violent. Come on, Wally, stop being such a hyperventilating baby.

        • Wally in New York

          Can we dispense with the name calling? ‘Hyperventilating baby’ ?
          I’m done with you. No content, only ad hominems. Ciao!

      • The destruction of America will come from the right as they push for a fascist take over.

  7. Was Jindal born in America or India? If he somehow became president, all gas stations, Subways and…hell all businesses would be Indian owned and operated. We can’t let those shady mods come and take over everything. OK Ya?

    • Ah, the liberal bigots. Aren’t they fun? Apparently Dave thinks Americans of Indian descent are only good for working in convenience stores. Of course, Vice-Boob Biden said the same thing, so one can presume it’s a strain that runs thick through liberalism.

  8. Yes, there will be a rebellion but it will be a rebellion against the “holy” war created by the far right “Christians” who are doing their best to push for theocracy! I am a Republican and I cannot stand this stupid movement in the GOP! There are far too many morons that use transference to identify the ills of this country! If anyone is intolerant it is these idiots! They always seem to forget that not everyone in this country is a “Christian!” With their behaviors, who would want to be? I surely would not want to be with all of the hate and fear they try to create! Day in and day out, they refuse to see what some of the core issues are, such as education and the decline in the middle class. Too much money and power in the hands of so few! History is repeating itself and no one is paying attention! This extremist ideology needs to be reigned in and defeated!

  9. So far, all the attempts to overthrow the gummint or protest the evil policies have been underwhelmingly attended. Witness the truckers’ March on Washington (what, 10 trucks?), the recent Washington DC National Mall Tea Party protest attended by…hundreds, the March for Marriage event in Washington DC underattended by maybe a thousand, when hundreds of thousands were predicted…

    The bark of these anklebiters is far worse than their bite.

  10. Bobby Jindal should not talk like that. It is seditious and treasonous.

  11. What Eleanor said.

    • Yes, Eleanor usually has something poignant, though repetitive, to say. Today is not exception. I can sum it up this way, “republicans are mean and I hate anyone who thinks differently than me”

  12. Well I am tired of the right. They have lied, cheated, and yes there may well be a rebellion but it will be the people taking this country back from people like Jindal and the repugs/teabaggers. They are the ones promoting and pushing for rebellion. Well they better watch out what they wish for cause it just might backfire of you slime balls.

    • Except it’s the 2nd amendment crowd who will have the guns and they are usually republicans. Good luck with that. And if you think the military is going to save you, you might check the numbers on them to. I can see it now. There’s a stand off in Seattle. The right side is brandishing AK47s while your side will be balling up rainbow flags to throw. Wonder how that’s going to turn out?

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