Tea Party-backed House of Representatives economic terrorist Vicky Hartzler (R-MO) has fairly well refused to tell voters where she stands on any issues in the past (beyond the potential inauthenticity of the President’s birth certificate, “tax and spend,” Obamacare, Scary Buzzword, anyway) but now, it seems that she’s simply refusing to stand…anywhere near a photograph of the Dictator-In-Chief Barack Hussein Obama (or CIA plant Barry HUSSEIN Soetoro, as he is known in birther circles.)
While taking advantage of a Veterans Hospital for publicity, she encountered some difficulty finding just the right spot for her television interviews. She initially suggested going in front of a large window, but television reporters told her that would send streaming light into the cameras.
What to do? What to do?
Rudi Keller of the Columbia Daily Tribune suggested that she stand by the American flag–but Hartzler did not like that idea. The flag, after all, was directly to the right of the Barack Obama’s picture. The dimestore faux-patriot did not, of course, want to be seen next to a dictator–even if he is the President.
Her solution was simple
minded: she directed press aide Steve Walsh to move the flag away from the Commie usurper’s picture. Problem solved. After that, she was ready to speak to the press!
Rudi Keller was on the case!
When Hartzler was asked why she would not stand by the flag in its original location, she did not respond. When pressed on the possibility that it could be her issues with the President, she responded “So there’s going to be an article about that, eh?”
Keller responded that “Yeah, [he’s] curious about that. What’s the problem?”
Walsh suggested that she did not want to upstage Secretary of Veterans Affairs Eric Shinseki, whose portrait was alongside President Obama’s.
Before continuing with the press conference, Hartzler remarked “Oh dear, I’ll never live that one down.”