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In a shocking announcement uploaded to her YouTube channel, guano-psychotic Michele Bachmann told supporters she would not seek a 5th term and that an 8-year term in the House was enough.
“The law limits anyone from serving as president of the United States for more than eight years, and in my opinion, well, eight years is also long enough for an individual to serve as a representative for a specific Congressional district,” Bachmann said.
Congresswoman Bachmann is also embroiled in an ethics investigation over whether her presidential campaign funds were misused. Bachmann denied that this was the reason for her departure.
Watch the video uploaded to YouTube: