If you’re too stupid to operate a can opener, you probably believe that the United States government is using aircrafts to inject biological and chemical agents into the earth’s atmosphere as part of a covert operation. If you’re one of the rest of us, you know those white streaks following jets is the result of very hot jets blowing hot, humid air into the colder atmosphere, causing the water vapor coming from the engine to condense and crystallize.
One Arizona lawmaker sees through Obama’s socialist ‘ice crystals’ lie, though, and has called for a hearing to address the um…chemtrail situation. State Senator Kelli Ward says the was encouraged by her incredibly stupid constituents’s concerns about chemtrails that are issued from the evil socialist jets.
“I have gotten a lot of communications from people who are concerned and there has been a sense that no one has been doing anything for them to address those concerns,” Ward said. “I can’t do field tests on the water, but I can connect them to the people who do.”
Instead of issuing heavy psychiatric medication to her constituents to address the situation, Ward has called for the meeting, scheduled on Wednesday at 5 p.m., and will address the concern that the clouds of harmless water vapor may be altering mineral levels in the blood — perhaps to prepare the human race for culling by a diabolical race of shapeshifting lizard people…hmm?
“They are concerned because many of them have had blood work, and they are concerned about our air and water,” Ward said. “So I want ADEQ (Arizona Department of Environmental Quality) to come out and reassure them.”
“There’s a lot of conspiracy theories about chemtrails and they may or may not be true,” Robert Hunter, one of Ward’s constituents, said. “But when it comes down to it, the government isn’t telling us everything. We have a right to know what’s going on, and there’s definitely something going on.”
He added, “I’ve read that chemtrails can change weather patterns. I do believe that there’s global warming because of nuclear testing, space shuttles, etc. So I think there is some kind of combat happening to keep temperatures normal.”
At least he doesn’t deny global warming, right?
Another resident, Jennifer Cramer, feels that the chemtrails just might be causing slight increases in the wind. “Every time they do chemtrailing there is some dramatic change in the weather. I noticed it this weekend and then it got very windy,” Cramer said. “I’m not a scientist and I don’t know what’s in the (chemtrails). I think we have a right to know instead of worry about it every day.”
ADEQ director Mark Shaffer will make a short presentation at the meeting. Shaffer says he and his department have received calls from area residents expressing concern over chemtrailing and “geoengineering.” However, he says that there is no evidence to support those claims. “Our standard response has been that there is no credible scientific evidence about chemical spraying or geoengineering,” Shaffer said.
But who needs science? “The People” demand answers to idiotic questions about topics they think they understand because Alex Jones told them Barry O wants to poison them with socialist jet fumes.
…just wait till they discover that the conspiracy is real, and the chemtrails are turning their children gay in an effort to prepare for a FABULOUS future. Don’t worry, all dissenters will be in FEMA camps once the Pretendsident finishes grabbing all the guns.
Watch this True Believer™ spray vinegar at the sky to “kill” chemtrails. Yeah. That’s what we’re dealing with.