Racist welfare cowboy Cliven Bundy knows a lot about ‘Murika. In fact, you can learn exactly how much he knows by signing up for his e-mail list through his very special edumacational videos about our country’s history!
If there’s anything that we need, it’s a racist pile of something left in a federally controlled field explaining his very, very interesting version of our nation’s past!
Gawker has very helpfully made the videos, which are hidden and require a special link to find, available–and they are downright hilarious! In them, we learn about the divinely inspired Constitution based on the Ten Commandments, the 13 colonies’ fight against “Europe” for independence, and how George Washington, who favored a strong central government, didn’t want a big central government, we didn’t want a big state government, we was even leery about having even a local government.”
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll openly break down into a fit of unrelenting sadness.
From Gawker’s Adam Weinstein:
[box type=”shadow”]”…I’m free to tell the world what I think and I will. When we get to spiritual things, I have people ask me, “Well, how do you know the Constitution’s an inspired document?”
How I know that is I know that those men that were on that committee that created the Constitution, they were God-fearing men and God-loving men and they did bow their head and get on their knees in the morning before they went to these sessions, and they did gain some inspiration. And when they went and created this document, that inspiration was included in these documents. That’s how come it’s an inspired document.”[/box]
[box type=”shadow”]”So where we are here today at this time is we’re finding out that our government is become a central government. One similar to the one that our founding fathers fought at the revolutionary war. They’re very similar.
We have a central government with unlimited power. A central government that wants to dictate to us and wants to start telling us what to think and how to live. What religion. And you know what religion we can’t.
They become, our government is become just sort of the opposite what our founding fathers wanted they created three branches of government. Our executive… uh… uh, our legislature, and… our… adjudical. And they warned and warned that they didn’t to be able want these three governments to be able to make these kinds of rules and regulations.
And when we get down to talking, like, with the BLM and the Forest Service and the Park Service and all of the bureaus that we seem to have to deal with, whether it’s FBI or Homeland Security, I mean there’s all kinds of ’em, and you find out that what they’re doing is they’re making they’re own laws administrating their own laws and policing their own laws and judging their own laws and they have their own jails.
That’s an absolutely not constitutional, any of those things, and that’s what happening across America right now. And that’s why someone like me sorta says no and not only says no, I say hell no, I’m not gonna live under that kind of government.”[/box]
[box type=”shadow”]”We go back over 400 years ago and our forefathers were pilgrims and they had come from other countries. And why would they risk their life, and you know, back then, transportation was in a sailboat. They figured wasn’t very far out there, the ocean was flat out and would fall off, that was how much education, how much we knew about the ocean…
They did not have the free agency to exercise their conscience…
They had a central government which was Europe, with the strongest army in the world, and they ruled with unlimited power…
The individual is the power here. We didn’t have the state government, we didn’t have the national government, those things didn’t exist, they had the thirteen colonies, but we the people formed a constitution. And so one thing we didn’t want was a central government. We didn’t want a big central government, we didn’t want a big state government, we was even leery about having even a local government. So one thing we didn’t create is a big central government. And that’s sorta what we have now is a big central government. And we the people didn’t create that.[/box]
[box type=”shadow”]”There is nothing here that makes sense in transcription. A printed chart comes out. Bundy at one point mentions the “judical” branch of government, then confusingly tries to explain Article IV, Section III of the Constitution, which gives Congress right to regulate its territories and recognize new states. To the extent that he’s coherent, Bundy seems to suggest that this constitutional clause deprives residents of territories of their constitutional rights.”[/box]
[box type=”shadow”]”Things are starting to get really confusing here. Bundy cites the seventeenth paragraph in Article I, Section VIII of the Constitution, which deals with the construction of a national capital at Washington, D.C., to argue that the U.S. has no right to regulate any other non-state territory—including, presumably, his squat in Nevada:
That’s the land that the Constitution gives the United States, after they buy it and after they’re limited to what they can use it for. If you can find anything else in the Constitution that gives the United States any land, I’d welcome that. But nobody seems to ever come forth with any other constitutional reason.”[/box]
[box type=”shadow”]”All of our government problems can be solved by just following the Constitution of the United States. It’s that great a document.
And not only that, all of the problems of this world, other countries, and their domestic and their religious and their government problems and their battles between each other and all of that, can be really solved by following our Constitution.
Our Constitution is based on ten things, and it’s based on the Ten Commandments, most everything that was done in the Constitution follows that law, which would be our founding fathers’ law, the Ten Commandments. And when we vary from that, then our Constitution becomes sort of worthless. And we as a nation have varied a long ways in our moral standards as far as upholding and sustaining not only the Ten Commandments but upholding and sustaining our Constitution.”[/box]
We’re sure that Cliven Bundy will offer us some more absolutely amazing lessons on our country’s history. We’re just glad that he didn’t tell us any more about what he knows about “the negro.” We’re pretty sure that we could not handle any more lessons about how black people’s dependence on welfare somehow has caused them to spend all their time sitting on their porches and absorbing welfare benefits when they should be learning to pick cotton so that they can be better slaves–which, of course, is superior to his depressingly skewed and downright horrible view of African Americans.
Some of us here at AATTP wish Cliven Bundy would just stop talking. The rest of us want him to keep on keeping on–because nothing serves to give the rest of America a better view of what, exactly, right-wing extremists like Bundy and his domestic terrorist militias are really like than their own words.
Frankly, we’re surprised that he did THIS well with them–it’s kind of amazing that this man even knows which day of the week it is.
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