Could Alex Jones possibly be more of a parody of himself? Not even a parody of himself; with his latest screeds on Ferguson, Alex Jones almost seems to be doing an impression of Eric Cartman, doing an impression of Sean Hannity, doing an impression of Alex Jones. It’s all terribly meta. But at this point, even past Hipster Irony Level 7, Ferguson is all about one thing in the mind of Agent Alex…
Obviously, though, this isn’t just any old Race War…much as we’ve all been looking forward to an updated Civil War reenactment. This one has been engineered by the government and its head tyrant lizard king, Colonel Sanders. Wait, sorry. Barack Obama and the UN.
According to Alex, beginning with the standard prophetic “I told you so”:
“I told you back in July exactly what was coming, and now it’s happening. I also told you they’re going to turn thier FBI informants and dirty tricks agents loose on the real media. The libertarian media, on the Tea Party.”
“I’m talking infiltration of organizations, attack, sabotage, dirty tricks, stuff being made up. I expect this. We’re going in. This is the attempted takedown of the Republic. The attempt to start a civil war playing the people off against the police, and people off against each other racially.”
Huh…you don’t know anybody who’s been doing either of those two things for years, do you, Alex? Continue.
“Whites will feel threatened and side with the establishment, the police state. And departments that are trying to be good departments will feel threatened and go under federal control, and militarized control,” (too late) “and so that minorities, or really the majority now in many areas, will see the Democratic Party as their Capo in the prison. It’s how they control prisons. And the UN’s the warden. And they’ve got us all in racial gangs, and we’re all in prison together like a bunch of chumps.”
And that’s how the Race War happened. Or maybe it’s a prison riot. Could also be a mafia war, or a James Bond movie, or maybe more like The Hunt for Red October. Either way, just remember…
ALEX JONES TOLD US IT WOULD HAPPEN!