Are you concerned that the merger of Time Warner and Comcast, the two worst cable companies with regard to customer service, might lead to a drop in service quality? Throttling Netflix? Shoddy reception? Well, guess what? Comcast ran out of f#$ks and has no plans to restock.
In a hilarious video from Funny or Die, a Comcast “rep” walks you through the steps of learning how few f#$ks Comcast has to give (hint: it’s none). As the rep points out, Comcast is an industry leader in terrible customer service.
Why doesn’t Comcast give a [email protected]#k? Because it doesn’t have to! “What,” the ‘rep’ asks, “Are you going to go to another service provider? Chances are we already own whatever movie or network you’re watching, so that’s still money in our pocket. Of course, you could watch Netflix or Hulu–in fact, you should. We own Hulu. We also make Netflix pay us extra for streaming content, which means they’ll probably pass those costs on to you. Bottom line? [email protected]$K YOU!”
Watch this hilarious, but true, parody below: